I have one male Shepard who is hoping for a Kaidanmance and he wouldn’t settle for Garrus either …
once the Galaxy is cleared of Reapers or whatever the conclusion to that conflict is, Shepard will just return to that shack on Intai’sai
There are rumors that sometimes on a clear night, when the stars lighten the sky you can hear the mourning sound of a lone human male, crying out for his lost love, but the call goes unanswered …I think I’m gonna make this shirt
Don’t think I will even settle for Kaidan, Shepard will just die a virgin. THE SADNESS.
I don’t think either is likely to happen. :/ Don’t get me wrong, I would have loved to romance Kaidan or Garrus (perhaps to a lesser degree) with lonely manshep, but I don’t think the dudebros in the ME team give a damn. I’m just hoping whatever they give us at this point at least gives me the illusion that it wasn’t a throwaway option (because it probably is).
mass effect is pretty much stampeding toward my dunzo list at this point.
but i guess giving us one m/m option out of 13+ possible romance paths (including three f/f options) makes sense! i mean, the only people who play those are gay dudes and weird girls, right? not like the real consumers who fuck chicks and sometimes even play as chicks and two lesbians is pretty hot guys i mean no fakin
it seems like every day i manage to see mass effect news that just piles on the hints that i’m not welcome in casey hudson’s teenage fantasy universe, and i’m starting to get p damn tired of it.
There’s at least one m/m option in the third game and unconfirmed reports that a previous squaddie is bisexual
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There’s at least one m/m option in the third game and unconfirmed reports that a previous squaddie is bisexual
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UNLESS YOU’RE PLAYING ME 2. And then you romance the SHIT out of Garrus. Fuck yeah. And then weep softly when you fuck...
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Hoping for Kaidan, will settle for Garrus for me. I haven’t bothered actually playing Gay, or Bi!M!Shep until now, but...
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I think i -might- settle for vega if i cant actually have garrus :F
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Bolded for truth.
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mass effect is pretty much stampeding toward my dunzo list at this point. but i guess giving us one m/m option out of...
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I don’t think either is likely to happen. :/ Don’t get me wrong, I would have loved to romance Kaidan or Garrus (perhaps...
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I have one male Shepard who is hoping for a Kaidanmance and he wouldn’t settle for Garrus either … once the Galaxy is...
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Don’t think I will even settle for Kaidan, Shepard will just die a virgin. THE SADNESS.
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Pffft. Garrus OR BUST
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Kaidan will be awesome in ME3. MARK MY WORDS.
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*pfft* Sorry, guys. I like mine tall, dark and adorkable. Garrus’ll get his chance in another playthrough but Shep 1 is...
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will totally purchase and wear that shirt.
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chakwas said:
A semi-colon, period, or conjunction would really help here. The way that colloquial English is read, this says “Hoping [that] Garrus will settle for Kaidan.”
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NOPE ONLY GARRUS
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